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I was born a poor black man in western Switzerland, After the great depression I snuck on a trade ship under a life boat, and immagrated to America where I persued my dream of owning a fine cheese shop.

Making knit scarves for my 14 cats.
Ice fishing on the Amazon.
Drunken Bungee Jumping.
Filming Snuff movies.
Synchronized Swimming.
Being all around Awesome.