DOMO Me Senpai

Well it all started out around 24 years ago when my parents decided to have sex.

I was a young little sperm cell, ready for action. I never thought I would be given the call of duty. But, I did my job, beat the rest of my men in the platoon! Sadly, they all died shortly after I retrieved the "E.G.G."

After I stayed in the E.G.G. for roughly 9 months (as my commander told me too do) I eventually was forced out of the battlefield and into a new world; cold, naked and confused. I was so shocked that I could barely speak. I had hands, legs, and much more!

Over the years I learned to use these additions I received on my body (although I do miss my tail) and began my major in elementary school LEGO building. I was quite successful.

Fast forward a few more years to when I began to like women. I was unsuccessful for the longest time, but recently found out that love is a horrible, horrible byproduct of populating the planet over and over, as instinct wants me to do. The world has enough people in it, I can wait (I think.)

And now you ask yourself, "Why did you just tell me all of this?"
Because I don't want to tell you everything about me, because when someone wants to get to know me through a website, it's freaking creepy enough just repeating all of the things that make me, me to them! So, I saved you the trouble by typing my life's story into my XGC bio. You're welcome.

-DOMO