fatty drunk

well i like to avoid reality as much as possible with the help of irish whiskey....i was a bar tender for 2 years and a bouncer for 4.... being 6'7 and weighing 290 hasgivin me the ability to be immune to most confrontations but has cursed me with having to grab things for people that they cant reach....i like to wave at old people cause i think deep down it makes them feel good....

anything funny