MotorCityPain

I must sit on the right side of a woman in order to make a move since I am right handed. I can run like the wind, hoist 100 pounds over my head, and masterfully bait a hook. I am proud of my unblanched record of staunch heterosexuality, I have formidable parallel parking abilities. I beleive paying for parking is the moral equivalent of patronizing a prostitute. I am America and so can you.

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