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    Cannibals.....

    Three Men get stranded on an island where they are captured by a tribe of canniblals. They are brought to the chief. The chief says
    "If you can sucsessfully complete this task we will let you go. Now go out into the jungle and find ten of one kind of fruit"
    So the three men do
    The first man comes back with apples the chief says
    "If you can stick those 10 apples upp your buut with out making any sound we will let you go....but one peep out of you and we will eat you"
    and so the man begins sticking the apples in his butt...he gets one in but on the second one he starts to cry.so they eat him.
    the second man comes back with blueberries. The chief states the same senerio.
    THe man starts stick the blueberries up his behind...he gets all but one in and starts lauhing hysterically. So they Eat him
    The first man and the seond man meet in heaven (the second man is still laughing) the first man asks the second man
    "You were almost there...WHY DID YOU LAUGH?!?!
    The second man replies "I couldnt help it I saw the other guy coming with pineapples...."
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