tommyguy54

Video Games (I carry a gun everyday and never get to use it so this is a nice change of pace for me)

Fantasy Football (because I couldn't hack it in reality football)

Reading (I appreciate a good crime novel with a glass of the finest wine Napa has to...who am I kidding. I hate ****ing reading. Buy the movie. It's so much better, and a lot shorter)

Violating Human and Civil Rights on a daily basis (just bull****ting you. I try to be fair and honest but every once in a while you get that guy you want to slap the **** out of....then you do....then you get sued....then the city settles....then you see him on the street again....then he acts tough and mother ****s you.....then you decide on a different approach....then he has to cough up $1.200 of hard-earned-drug-selling money to get his car out of the impound lot cause some "cop" found the tiniest cannabis branch in his ashtray....then you're happy again)

My boy who is 2 and does the following:
-makes his "own" silly face by request
-clinks his sippy cup with whatever you are drinking and says "cheers"
-runs full-speed into grown human beings/future linebacker
-says the word truck but it comes out "****" so he looks like the youngest ****sexual ever
-refers to his mom as "mommy", and me as "tom". So whenever we are in public, and he is addressing both of us, I look like the guy dating a chick with a kid
-and lastly, he is currently head-butting people as a form of casual greeting