SYN Southpaw
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Anybody seen this movie? It's all about global warming, and it's by Al Gore. Now, first of all, who the hell gave Al Gore a movie? Honestly, when I first heard about it I thought that the person telling me must've been joking. "There's no way Al Gore could make a movie!" I said, "He doesn't have anywhere near the attention span required for that!"
But lo and behold, it was true. So I watched it. Yes, I actually watched a movie made by Al Gore - I don't know what to tell you, except that you shouldn't smoke weed behind a store that's selling a movie with polar bears in it.
But I digress.
I watched the movie, all of it. And I believed it.
Biggest mistake of my life.
So I went on about my daily life, destroying just as much of the world as I had before, just feeling a tiny little bit more guilty about it. Until I found out the truth about An Inconvenient Truth. Al Gore, Mr. I'm So Cereal, the idol of Down's-Syndrome stricken children everywhere, had just... made up everything in the movie. Polar bears and all.
And I laughed so hard that I passed out.
But lo and behold, it was true. So I watched it. Yes, I actually watched a movie made by Al Gore - I don't know what to tell you, except that you shouldn't smoke weed behind a store that's selling a movie with polar bears in it.
But I digress.
I watched the movie, all of it. And I believed it.
Biggest mistake of my life.
So I went on about my daily life, destroying just as much of the world as I had before, just feeling a tiny little bit more guilty about it. Until I found out the truth about An Inconvenient Truth. Al Gore, Mr. I'm So Cereal, the idol of Down's-Syndrome stricken children everywhere, had just... made up everything in the movie. Polar bears and all.
And I laughed so hard that I passed out.