CHUCK NORRIS

[XGC Squall]

Insert Chuck Norris jokes here XD

 

[xGundamMKII]

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

 

[SYN Stiddy]

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.

 

[Reserved]

when chuck Norris does push ups he doesn't push himself up he pushes the earth down

 

[SYN BLACK XS]

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer.

^ Too bad Chuck Norris doesnt cry. Ever.

 

[Reserved]

chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number you answer the wrong phone

 

[xGundamMKII]

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendents are known today as Giraffes.

 

[Reserved]

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic

 

[xGundamMKII]

We are all getting these from the same website site aren't we LMAO

 

[Reserved]

probably lol

 

[XGC SouthrnHuss]

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

 

[lives in a box]

helen kelers favorite color is Chuck De Norris

 

[XGC SouthrnHuss]

When Chuck Norris gets bit by a Zombie he doesnt turn into one the Zombie turns into Chuck Norris

 

[kitty tutu]

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.

Someone used this quote as their senior saying in the year book. D:

 

[Goodell559]

Lol ^ site cheaters.

Chuck norris once made a happy meal cry.

 

[Reserved]

That's where burger kings kids meal began lol

 

[XGC SILENTWOLF]

Chuck Norris has a fist hidden in his beard lol