CORRUPT A WISH

[KoG Cross]

Alright, you guys may have played this before, let me explain the rules just in case.

The game is played like this...

a person will wish for something...

Person 1: I wish I could fly

now the next person after them will say something along the lines of this...

Person 2: wish granted, but then you crash into a building.

then it just starts with a new wish, think you guys get it? give it a shot, here I'll start..
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I wish I could drive....

 

[XGC Coleslaw XI]

wish granted, but you have to drive a pinto

i wish i had a million dollars

 

[XGC TinkleFairy]

wish granted, but you get robbed at gun point.

i wish i had wings..

 

[XGC FAILSAFE]

wish granted but they are wax wings


I wish i had MW2

 

[XGC HYPERION]

wish granted, but it's scratched, and the multiplayer menu won't work.

i wish i had a new bass (guitar).

 

[S3NOR1TA]

wish granted but it came with no strings...

I wish I could read minds

 

[o k0rt3z o]

Wish granted, the only mind you can read is your own lol

I wish I can teleport.

 

[dndnerdboy]

wish granted,but you can only teleport to a black hole
i wish i could land on the moon

 

[ETR Hawk]

Wish granted, but you forgot your oxygen tank.

I wish I had a sandwich.

 

[dndnerdboy]

wish granted.
but its a human flesh cannibal special

i wish...
i could think of something to wish for

 

[RoG KNIGHT DG]

wish granted- but head explodes

i wish for super mutant spider monkeys

 

[dndnerdboy]

wish granted.
then they spin you in a web and throw dung in your face

i wish my xbox live was working right now

 

[seishou]

wish granted.
Then you get the red ring of death.

i wish I had a dog.

 

[reaperscythe]

wish granted
then it gets hit by a car
i wish i was a king

 

[dndnerdboy]

wish granted,
then your subjects revolt and behead you

i wish i wasnt at school

 

[XGC bosoxfan]

wish granted, but you'll never make it to college! (sooo harsh, lol)

I wish i could perfectly speak 10 different languages!

 

[dndnerdboy]

wish granted,
but all you can perfectly say is, "excuse me sir, want to go behind there, me so horny!!!"

and return sooooo harsh

i wish i could get a freakin proxy downloaded and go back to facebook!!!!!! it just blocked it!!!!!

 

[SYN soonerbomb]

wish granted, you get to go back to face book but your internet gets canceled

I wish I could go CoD pro!

 

[seishou]

Wish granted, but the chances of you getting laid drops.
I wish I had a cow.

 

[ETR Hawk]

Wish granted, but your cow smashes up your xbox.

I wish I had a faster computer.