DUMB LAWS
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XGC XPLO5IV3
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No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
omg this is hilRIOUS... CALI is so wierd
omg this is hilRIOUS... CALI is so wierd
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SYN Corona
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Lol, theres 3 I like
In Cali, its illegal to shoot at an animal from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
In Alaska,
It is illegal to look at a moose from an airplane
It is illegal to push a moose out of an airplane
In Cali, its illegal to shoot at an animal from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
In Alaska,
It is illegal to look at a moose from an airplane
It is illegal to push a moose out of an airplane
XGC ReaXioN
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lol @ my state
You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
Hollow logs may not be sold.
More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.
It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
"Crimes against nature" are prohibited.
Ministers are to be dedicated to God and therefore are not eligible to hold a seat in either House of the Legislature.
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Any person who participates in a duel may not hold any public office in the state.
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Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.
Stealing a horse is punishible by hanging.
No Christian parent may require their children to pick up trash from the highway on Easter day.
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Driving is not to be done while asleep.
It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.
The definition of "dumb animal" includes every living creature.
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Interracial marriages are illegal.
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Tattooing a minor is a misdemeanor.
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It is illegal to dare a child to purchase a beer.
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It is illegal to place tacks on a highway.
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Skunks may not be carried into the state.
You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
Hollow logs may not be sold.
More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.
It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
"Crimes against nature" are prohibited.
Ministers are to be dedicated to God and therefore are not eligible to hold a seat in either House of the Legislature.
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Any person who participates in a duel may not hold any public office in the state.
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Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.
Stealing a horse is punishible by hanging.
No Christian parent may require their children to pick up trash from the highway on Easter day.
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Driving is not to be done while asleep.
It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.
The definition of "dumb animal" includes every living creature.
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Interracial marriages are illegal.
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Tattooing a minor is a misdemeanor.
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It is illegal to dare a child to purchase a beer.
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It is illegal to place tacks on a highway.
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Skunks may not be carried into the state.
XGC XPLO5IV3
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OMFG that is great.... you cant look at a moose from an airplane... i wonder how they judge that... LOL.... do they need and eye witness for that... ROFL
major dewit
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-Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.-- what sick person caused that law to come into play?
-When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.--Thats just ridiculous
-Oral sex is illegal.--If you say so
-You may not kiss your wife's breasts.--glad im not married
-It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.--well guess i have a few court dates then
-It is considered an offense to shower naked.--WOW!!
-When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.--Thats just ridiculous
-Oral sex is illegal.--If you say so
-You may not kiss your wife's breasts.--glad im not married
-It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.--well guess i have a few court dates then
-It is considered an offense to shower naked.--WOW!!
XGC Misfit13k
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wow we have some dumb ones
*It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding.
*It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
*Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.
*No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are buying from an official "beer distributor".
>>>>>ok these are my favroites<<<<<
>Motorized vehicles are not to be sold on Sundays.
>You may not catch a fish with your hands.
>You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.
>Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.
*It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding.
*It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
*Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.
*No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are buying from an official "beer distributor".
>>>>>ok these are my favroites<<<<<
>Motorized vehicles are not to be sold on Sundays.
>You may not catch a fish with your hands.
>You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.
>Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.
KoG brenden
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RE: Dumb Laws
Fun!!! I found some on my state; Minnesota(i used a idfferent site)
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Minnesota
• A Blue Earth, Minnesota, law declares that no child under the age of twelve may talk over the telephone unless monitored by a parent.
• A Minnesota tax form is quite thorough. Some would say too thorough. It even asks for your date of death.
• A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.
• A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission. - Hehe respect my authoritay
• All bathtubs must have feet.
• All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts. - Good
• Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.
• Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.
• Clawson: There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens. - Eww
• Every man in Brainerd, Minnesota is required by law to grow a beard.
• Grand Haven: No person shall throw an abandoned hoop skirt into any street or on any sidewalk, under penalty of a five- dollar fine for each offense.
• Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.
• Harper Woods: It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.
• Hibbing: It shall be the duty of any policeman or any other officer to enforce the provisions of this Section, and if any cat is found running at large, or which is found in any street, alley or public place, it shall be the duty of any policeman or other officer of the city to kill such cat.
• In Duluth, Minnesota it is illegal to allow animals to sleep in a bakery.
• In Minnesota, it's illegal to tease skunks. (As if being sprayed weren't enough of a deterrent.)
• It is illegal to sleep naked. - Oops!
• It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house. - Time to go robbing and get hurt
• It used to be legal in Minnesota to sell rolled candy on Sunday, and illegal to sell flat candy. The wafer people have gotten this one repealed.
• Minneapolis: Red cars can not drive down Lake Street
• Minnesota has repealed its so-called "Twinkie" law, under which a Minneapolis City Council candidate was indicted for dispensing $34 worth of Twinkies, Ho-Hos, cookies, Kool-Aid and coffee to some senior citizens.
• Minnesotans are forbade from teasing skunks.
• No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth. - Who would do that anyways? xD
• Oral sex is prohibited. - NOOOOO!!!!! Like anyone pays attention to that
• Public intoxication is a crime in Pennsylvania but specifically not a crime in Minnesota.
• Rochester: All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police. Smoking while in bed is illegal.
• St. Cloud: Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.
• There is a 10 cent bounty for each rat's head brought into a town office.
• Virginia: You're not allowed to park your elephant on Main Street.
• Wayland: Anyone can keep their cow on Main Street downtown at a cost of 3 cents per day.
• You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan. - Good thing i don't go to michigan
Kalamazoo: It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend.[/FONT] - Serenade?
Fun!!! I found some on my state; Minnesota(i used a idfferent site)
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Minnesota
• A Blue Earth, Minnesota, law declares that no child under the age of twelve may talk over the telephone unless monitored by a parent.
• A Minnesota tax form is quite thorough. Some would say too thorough. It even asks for your date of death.
• A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.
• A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission. - Hehe respect my authoritay
• All bathtubs must have feet.
• All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts. - Good
• Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.
• Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.
• Clawson: There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens. - Eww
• Every man in Brainerd, Minnesota is required by law to grow a beard.
• Grand Haven: No person shall throw an abandoned hoop skirt into any street or on any sidewalk, under penalty of a five- dollar fine for each offense.
• Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.
• Harper Woods: It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.
• Hibbing: It shall be the duty of any policeman or any other officer to enforce the provisions of this Section, and if any cat is found running at large, or which is found in any street, alley or public place, it shall be the duty of any policeman or other officer of the city to kill such cat.
• In Duluth, Minnesota it is illegal to allow animals to sleep in a bakery.
• In Minnesota, it's illegal to tease skunks. (As if being sprayed weren't enough of a deterrent.)
• It is illegal to sleep naked. - Oops!
• It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house. - Time to go robbing and get hurt
• It used to be legal in Minnesota to sell rolled candy on Sunday, and illegal to sell flat candy. The wafer people have gotten this one repealed.
• Minneapolis: Red cars can not drive down Lake Street
• Minnesota has repealed its so-called "Twinkie" law, under which a Minneapolis City Council candidate was indicted for dispensing $34 worth of Twinkies, Ho-Hos, cookies, Kool-Aid and coffee to some senior citizens.
• Minnesotans are forbade from teasing skunks.
• No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth. - Who would do that anyways? xD
• Oral sex is prohibited. - NOOOOO!!!!! Like anyone pays attention to that
• Public intoxication is a crime in Pennsylvania but specifically not a crime in Minnesota.
• Rochester: All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police. Smoking while in bed is illegal.
• St. Cloud: Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.
• There is a 10 cent bounty for each rat's head brought into a town office.
• Virginia: You're not allowed to park your elephant on Main Street.
• Wayland: Anyone can keep their cow on Main Street downtown at a cost of 3 cents per day.
• You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan. - Good thing i don't go to michigan
Kalamazoo: It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend.[/FONT] - Serenade?
XGC Red Phoenix
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Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
It is illegal to set metal balloons afloat in the air.
It is illegal to molest butterflies.
It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
It is illegal to set metal balloons afloat in the air.
It is illegal to molest butterflies.
It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
KoG ST3ALTH
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WOW PA - You may not sing in the bathtub.
XGC CouchBurner
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West Virginia laws
--No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions."
--A person may be placed in jail for up to six months for making fun of someone who does not accept a challege.
--It is illegal to snooze on a train.
--For each act of public swearing a person shall be fined one dollar.
--Whistling underwater is prohibited.
In Huntington, WV only:
--It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps.
And we elect these people to office?
--No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions."
--A person may be placed in jail for up to six months for making fun of someone who does not accept a challege.
--It is illegal to snooze on a train.
--For each act of public swearing a person shall be fined one dollar.
--Whistling underwater is prohibited.
In Huntington, WV only:
--It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps.
And we elect these people to office?
XGC HYLANDER XC
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I am from MD originally , lived in PA for 5 years and now in MN since 2004. Talk about confused as hell. LOL!!
As for a dumb law or for some maybe not -
Arizona says it is ok to beat your wife just don't do it more then once a month
Conneticut says you can not educate dogs
I hope everyone realizes that people proposed these laws and then other people that were elected to office voted them in. What does that say about those of us that vote to put people in that position?
Scary.
As for a dumb law or for some maybe not -
Arizona says it is ok to beat your wife just don't do it more then once a month
Conneticut says you can not educate dogs
I hope everyone realizes that people proposed these laws and then other people that were elected to office voted them in. What does that say about those of us that vote to put people in that position?
Scary.
XGC CouchBurner
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I'd like to know how people thought they could enforce some of these laws
KoG Scorpion
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wow...this is ridiculus..i dunno what kid of gov. would do that
XGC CouchBurner
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apparently our state governments...i guess these are dangerous activities or something?
KoG Scorpion
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its funny....
Nepenthe Amity
Banned
You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.
omg thats Great right there..
omg thats Great right there..
Nepenthe Amity
Banned
wow, thats f****d up right there, dang
KoG Scorpion
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lithum you post everywhere...