HUMOR AREA

[exposniper]

Dear administration,
I think there should be a humor forum for all the funny things users see and hear in life

 

[Panda]

The other day my friend told me "Your mom sucks (0*k for coke" I kinda sat there for a minute or two and then kinda giggled! lol... Sorry if this is inappropriate. Just let me know and I'll delete it!

 

[irTiffany]

i agree, i'd be stalking that topic

 

[SYN Blind King]

lol a funny forum lol

 

[XGC GunNut]

good idea!!!

 

[MikesLegend]

This Buddhist walks up to hot dog stand and says, "make me one with everything". Haha

 

[SYN THA DJB]

3 mercenaries fell in the mud, Wow a dirty joke. Let's take it up a notch. Everyone not in Xiled fell in the mud. That is just filthy

 

[KoG Siphon]

you're momma's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale

 

[OnlyPureReason]

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a bunny wearing glasses?

 

[Original0ps]

I feel ya because everyone needa laugh every now and then.

 

[XGC Mrs Smith]

A man walks in to a bar and asks the bartender for a 7 & 7. The bartender throws him an apple. The customer looked at the apple puzzled; The bartender tells him' "Just take a bite." He does and in amazement he says' "This tastes like seagrams." The bartender tells him to then turn the apple over and take another bite. He does and says, "Wow this tastes like seven-up". He walks away from the bartender and right behind him is another customer, who then asks for a jack and coke. The bartender throws him an apple and says, "Just try it." The man takes a bite and says, "Wow this tastes like Jack." The bartender tells the man, "Turn it over", the man turns the apple over and takes another bite. He says, "This tastes just like coke." He walks away very please. Another man walks up to the bartender and tells him, "Get me something that tastes like ((lady parts))!" The bartender throws him an apple and says just try it. The man does as he's told and spits the apple back out at the bartender and says, "This apple tastes like s***", The bartender tells him, "Turn it over!"
Please let me know if anyone is offended by this and I will remove it immediately.

 

[XGC Scoundrel]

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

 

[SYN Kickster]

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