Joe was headed to work when out of nowhere a car came around a corner and crashed into his house, but he didn't notice and kept going towards work with a smile on his face. Then, out of nowhere a random volcano shaped like Rosie O Donald rises up and explodes! The tiki monsters come out of the mouth of the volcano and started walking with Joe to work, when they arrived the tiki monsters took off their loin clothes and put on their work loin cloth. Jim, Joe's boss, came to see Joe and opened his eyes wide. Jim had never seen tiki monsters before, and asked Joe what they were wearing. Joe replied with embarrassment and quietly forced loin clothes from his mouth. Joe then questioned Joe if he was high. Joe then does 16 backflips in a row with everybody looking in amazement. Joe replies saying, yes sir I'm high, higher than the sky but not as high as marley. The lights blast and the room goes dark just as A WILD RAICHU APPEARS.
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GO, JOE.
TACKLE!
(little animation)
Then Joe tackled the wild Raichu and he was the hero! But that was just in his head, in real life the Raichu was an old lady, Joe's grandmother.