Mister Rinzler
New member
just so you guys know now i am a VERY fast typer... i don't know why i just am, i type like 92 wpm. (i don't know how fast i type but i type fast) it's kinda scary really, because i rarely make mistakes, i'll even look at someone and listen to them talk while i type and still won't type what they are saying...... OMFG... i'm frikking wired with so much caffiene right now it's not even funny.....
okay, so the seven dwarfs are really pervs who want to get underneath snow white's dress, but she won't let them, because come on, there dwarfs. So they go to the witch and ask her for some help, you know they basically want a ruffie to put in her **** and take her back to the shack and all seven can have some fun with her. So the witch made a deal with them, and said "yo, you work in my coal mine and i'll hook you up" So the dwarfs were like, "hell yea" So the evil witch went up to snow white while she was out at the club and was like "yo you want a apple (insert drink here)" and snow white was like hell yea, BAM. she was knocked out. the evil witch took her back to the dwarfs place and called them up. Dwarfs had snow white tied up on the bed..... couple months later, the "prince" who was actually a cop, finds her and saves her.....
okay, so the seven dwarfs are really pervs who want to get underneath snow white's dress, but she won't let them, because come on, there dwarfs. So they go to the witch and ask her for some help, you know they basically want a ruffie to put in her **** and take her back to the shack and all seven can have some fun with her. So the witch made a deal with them, and said "yo, you work in my coal mine and i'll hook you up" So the dwarfs were like, "hell yea" So the evil witch went up to snow white while she was out at the club and was like "yo you want a apple (insert drink here)" and snow white was like hell yea, BAM. she was knocked out. the evil witch took her back to the dwarfs place and called them up. Dwarfs had snow white tied up on the bed..... couple months later, the "prince" who was actually a cop, finds her and saves her.....
