broncodano wrote:
InTheTrees wrote:
If you wake up in the morning, it’s because Tim Tebow spared your life.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Tim Tebow is called Logic.
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Tim Tebow stories.
Tim Tebow has a bear skin rug in his room. It isnt dead, its just afraid to move.
A cop pulled Tim Tebow over. The cop was lucky and got away with a warning.
When Chuck Norris goes to bed, he puts on Tim Tebow Jammies.
Tim Tebow ran the boston marathon backwards just to see what second place looked like.
Tim Tebow was killed four years ago in a car accident, but DEATH is working up the courage to actually do something about it in the next century.
Charlie Sheen calls it winning. Winning calls it Tebowing.
Tim Tebow and Superman fought once. Loser had to wear his underwear outside his outfit for life....
Tim Tebow once took an emergency leak into the gas tank of a Semi Truck. That truck is now known as OPTIMUS PRIME...
Tim Tebow rubs two peices of fire together, and makes wood....
Tim Tebow has counted to infinity, twice.
Tim Tebow doesnt shoot a gun, he just has to throw a bullet.
If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken and smells like chicken, if Tim Tebow says its beef, its beef.
TIm Tebow can hear sign language.
Every time Tebow looks into a mirror, it breaks. Even a mirror is smart enough not to get between Tim Tebow and Tim Tebow.
When the Boogyman goes to bed, he checks underneith it for Tim Tebow.
Tim Tebow doesnt sweat, he forces the air around him to cry and uses the tears to cool himself.
Death once had a near TEBOW experience.
Tebow had a role in Star Wars, he was the force.
When Tim Tebow falls into a puddle of water, he doesnt get wet, the water gets TEBOWED... actually thats a lie... Tebow never falls.... EVER.
InTheTrees wrote:
If you wake up in the morning, it’s because Tim Tebow spared your life.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Tim Tebow is called Logic.
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Tim Tebow stories.
Tim Tebow has a bear skin rug in his room. It isnt dead, its just afraid to move.
A cop pulled Tim Tebow over. The cop was lucky and got away with a warning.
When Chuck Norris goes to bed, he puts on Tim Tebow Jammies.
Tim Tebow ran the boston marathon backwards just to see what second place looked like.
Tim Tebow was killed four years ago in a car accident, but DEATH is working up the courage to actually do something about it in the next century.
Charlie Sheen calls it winning. Winning calls it Tebowing.
Tim Tebow and Superman fought once. Loser had to wear his underwear outside his outfit for life....
Tim Tebow once took an emergency leak into the gas tank of a Semi Truck. That truck is now known as OPTIMUS PRIME...
Tim Tebow rubs two peices of fire together, and makes wood....
Tim Tebow has counted to infinity, twice.
Tim Tebow doesnt shoot a gun, he just has to throw a bullet.
If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken and smells like chicken, if Tim Tebow says its beef, its beef.
TIm Tebow can hear sign language.
Every time Tebow looks into a mirror, it breaks. Even a mirror is smart enough not to get between Tim Tebow and Tim Tebow.
When the Boogyman goes to bed, he checks underneith it for Tim Tebow.
Tim Tebow doesnt sweat, he forces the air around him to cry and uses the tears to cool himself.
Death once had a near TEBOW experience.
Tebow had a role in Star Wars, he was the force.
When Tim Tebow falls into a puddle of water, he doesnt get wet, the water gets TEBOWED... actually thats a lie... Tebow never falls.... EVER.