XGC GunnyH360
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What did the baseball say glove say to the baseball? Catch you later! Lol
WHO HAS SOME GOOD CLEAN OR FUNNY JOKES?
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Crisp Planet
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What do you get when you combine a fly a pet and a car?
A flying carpet!!
A flying carpet!!
KoG Jehuty
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My life.
3 friends were trapped on top of a cliff when one of them found a genie bottle. all of them were amazed and couldn't believe it. the genie said I will grant one wish from each of you. the first guy said I wish I was back home with my family. so the genie said granted and the first guy disappeared. the second said I wish I was on a beautiful beach with lots of women around me. the genie said granted and the second guy disappeared. finally the genie turned to the third guy and said what is your wish. the guy thought long and hard and finally said I wish all my friends were here with me to see this and poof the 2 friends appeared back on top of the cliff with the third guy.
KoG Jehuty
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That seems like a Monty Python joke XD
XGC GunnyH360
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A guy walks into a bar, orders 12 shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
The bartender asks, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"
The guy says, "You would be drinking fast, too, if you had what I had."
The bartender asks, "What do you have?"
The guy says, "75 cents."
The bartender asks, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"
The guy says, "You would be drinking fast, too, if you had what I had."
The bartender asks, "What do you have?"
The guy says, "75 cents."
xXxBrianxXxX
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Best joke of them all: BO2 dedicated servers! 
XGC Coleslaw XI
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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was a salted...
XGC GunnyH360
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What day do fish hate? Fry-day!
XGC GunnyH360
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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
XGC GunnyH360
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? FO DRIZZLE!
XGC GunnyH360
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Where does a sheep go for a haircut? To the baaaaa baaaaa shop!
XGC GunnyH360
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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
XGC GunnyH360
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What do you get when you put a candle in a suit of armor? A knight light