thinking more about this awasome thred and I'm thinking Bacon wife. Becouse she would always smell good. You couldn't live with out her. She would never complain, very giving, always good naked and if you knocked her up you kid could just eat there way out.
speaking of baconnnnn. i was at burger king and they have a bacon sundae. the picture was a ice cream sundae with a piece of bacon sticking out of it, lol.
Turkey Bacon animals You can eat there crap "It smells like bacon yum." (I chose turkey bacon because im a muslim so i can't eat pork if you have a problem with that send me a message or post on my profile...You better not.
XGC is a racist free community! ^^
If they do have a problem with it, then they shouldn't be on here.. And anyways, turkey bacon is good, there's no fat to worry about.