WHY I JOINED XGC?!?!?!?!?!

SharruKinu

New member
GUY #1 (#1 and #2 are what I call "the Gimme guys"):
"Gimme the sniper, gimme the sniper, gimme the sniper, gimme the sniper, gimme the sniper, gimme the sniper, gimmethesnipergimmethesnipergimmethesnipergimmethesnipersnipersnipersnipersnipersnipersniper mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine..."

GUY #2:
"Gimme the rox, gimme the rox, gimme the rox, gimme the roxgimmetheroxgimmetherox..."

GUY #3 (I call this the "shut-the-****-up guy"):
[pregame lobby setup]: "**** YOU! Shut the **** up!!! Shut the **** up!!!"
[and you haven't even talked yet]

GUY #4 (I call #4 and #5 the "Masters of Ignorance and Idiocy"):
"***got***got***got***got***got***got. You're a ***got, he's a ***got, she's a ***got, they're all ***gots. ***got***got***got***got."
[NOTE: this is also the same guy who, when encountering a female in a game says over and over "little whore, come'ere you little whore, little whore this, littlewhore that" etc., etc.

GUY #5:
"******************************************...."

GUY #6 (this the "Inexcusably annoying loud music" guy):
"BLAREWAHAHAHAHWAHBENKCHCHCHCHCHCHBLAREWAHCHCHCHTSHSTSHBLAAAAREDWAAAHAHAHAACHCHWAHAAAACH...."

GUY #7 (this is the "rubbing microphone all over his chin OR hurricane breathing guy"):
"CHCHCHCHCHHHHHCHCHCHCHHHHHHHHCHCHCHCHHHHHHHHHTSHSHTSHSHTRHSHTHSHTHBHTSHTHSHBSTHTSHCHCHCBCHBHCHHHHHHHMCHCMHHCHCHTSHTSWHTSHTHSHTHSTHSHTCHCHCHCHCHCH..."

GUY #8 (I call this guy "Mr. Earl Grey"):
"Ha ha ha, even though you've killed me 28 times, and I've only killed you 7 times, I'm teabagging you each and every one of those 7 times, despite the fact that your maturity prevented YOU from teabagging ME any of your 28 times..."

GUY #9 (the "Griefer"):
[voice of the Halo2 game referee]: "Betrayal!" ..."Betrayal!" ..."Betrayal!" ..."Betrayal!"..........

_________________________________________________

WHY I JOINED XGC?

Simple.
To get away from all those guys.:rolleyes:

Thanks for being a representative of civilized conduct XGC.
 
Last edited:
Top