WILLIE WONKA IS A WEED HEAD

Mister Rinzler

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me and some friends were watching charlie and the chocolate factory and i came up with the conclusion that........... willie wonka is a pot smoker..


i'm sorry america, but you must come to face the facts of life. Who else in there right mind would make a room that everything that's in there you can eat. OR make up wall paper that if you lick will actually taste like something (and on top of that actually make up flavors of his own) I mean, it would take only a WEED head to actually think of his own flavors to put on the walls so he can only lick it off himself later. Also take the "ever lasting gob-stoppers", only a weed head will create something that will take forever to suck all the flavor off.. (well, if you were pro at using your mouth, it probably wouldn't take you that long.
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) And who else would hire midgets and paint them orange with green hair, only to probably laugh at them later while he is tripping. Yes, Willie Wonka is a weed head. The only reason why he put the golden ticket inside some candy bars is so he can get an outside source for more weed, due to the fact his stash was already becoming to weak for him. He needs a new taste of drugs...
 

Jangles

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the last time a thread started up about drugs it was deleted. Guess this one is still around lol. I also dont think willy wonka is on pot. More like LSD or shrooms
 

Jangles

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now that I think about it, Willy probably wasnt doing any drugs, it was the writers of the story that were all messed up
 
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