Don't give me that "surprise surprise" nonsense. I'll give you a surprise: Waking up to find out that really you were married to a pillow for 28 years. Now THAT'S a surprise!
I wasn't neglecting your page, you just have so many visitors that it hides my visits regularly. I was probably the 11th or 12th person on the page lol
When are you going to get good at Halo 4? Remember the olden days of Halo Reach or Halo 3 when I had to carry you? All this carrying is causing me to have back problems at such a young age! I will be contacting your lawyers shortly... -_-