Well if you find him make sure he comes, and make sure he wears that Betty Boop tie. You KNOW he still has it.
Man, I can't wait for age to erode away the memories of time served in that viper pit. Well, all memories except when that one teacher stole fundraiser money and the Krispy Kreme Hitmen were chasing him. And playing pretzel-ball with a meat cleaver in the kitchen. And floor hockey/breaking Alicia's thumb. And drag-racing back to school after our re...business math final exam at that restaurant. And, most importantly, the infamous 10-minute karate demonstration that was 45 minutes of sheer agony and amusement.