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  • crap i remember now you changed your name from assainatrix i never did send u that xbl fr i'll have to get on that haha
    wow i must've done that a while ago but anyways thanks for saying hi this comment stuff is a pretty cool addition to the site
    A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a ***
    >bar.
    > "What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."
    >
    > When the *** waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the
    >name
    > of
    > your willy?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I
    > want is
    >
    > a drink."
    >
    > The *** waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell
    >me
    > the
    > name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan
    > 'Just
    > Do It.'
    >
    > The guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because "It
    > really
    > Satisfies."
    >
    > The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give
    > him a
    > second to think it over.
    >
    > So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a
    >beer,
    >
    > "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and says with
    >a
    > smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella
    >proudly
    > replies, " 'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!"
    >
    > A little shaken, the cowboy turns too the two fella's on his right,
    >who
    > happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita, and says, "So, what do you
    >guys
    >
    > call yours?" The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD,
    > because" Quality is Job One" Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford
    > lately?"
    >
    > The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!"
    > And
    > gives a wink!
    >
    > Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes
    > up
    > with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and
    > exclaims, "The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer."
    >
    > The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled
    >look
    > asks, "Why Secret?"
    > The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!
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