If you're not calling her Scoobert Doobert or getting jealous when other people call her Dingo... I don't think you're the one for her my dude. You don't excessively express how you want to kill normies? You're out of the question. Move over, so a tonka truck worth her time can rustle her jimmies. If you listen to my five keys, you're bound to find your soulmmate.
LMFAO at least someone thinks I'm funny.