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CHUCK NORRIS FACTS.
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Chuck norris is so awesome he taught a penguin to fly
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A giraffe is what happens when chuck Norris uppercuts a horse...
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When chuck Norris hit puberty...it died....
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Chuck Norris can make a happy meal cry....
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret....
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Chuck Norris can make a smart car feel stupid....
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When chuck Norris plays Halo, he gives more teabags than Lipton..
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch...he decides what time it is....
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Chuck Norris killed one stone with two birds...
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Chuck Norris can kick you in the face with his fist....
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Chuck Norris can put a hole in the sun....with a snowball...
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Chuck Norris can defeat the entire spartan army...with a nerf sword and a pillow for a shield...
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Chuck Norris can sell money....
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Chuck Norris doesn't pull fire alarms....he touches them and they scream....
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Chuck Norris can send text messages with a pay phone....