XGC Phobia
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LOL i love reading these
CHUCK NORRIS FACTS.
- Thread starter KoG Solid Gold
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XGC WHITE NITRO
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hey guys watch the double posting...anyways chuck norris's tears can cure cancer....too bad he never cries
XGC BIZARRE
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They just made a Chuck Norris in 3D movie but cancelled it after the first showing because a 3D roundhouse kick killed the whole audience....
XGC BIZARRE
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding....
XGC ABSENT
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Psssh chuck Norris sucks!
Chuck Norris once challenged vin diesel to an ARM wrestling match....
Mr. T won!
Chuck Norris once challenged vin diesel to an ARM wrestling match....
Mr. T won!
The 1 Mr E
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Good one, How bout this?
On January 12, 1995 Chuck Norris shaved his beard. On January 13, 1995 Chuck Norris filed a missing person claim on himself.
The Faithful 09
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
The Faithful 09
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Another good one.... 'Lighting once struck Chuck Norris. He struck back. This started the expression lighting never strikes the same Chuck Norris twice'....¡pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎɯ ǝʞoɹq sıɹɹou ʞɔnɥɔ
LM Designz
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When Chuck Norris jumps in the water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Norris'd.
The Faithful 09
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The name's Norris...Chuck Norris. Bad Guys: "We surrender".....End Of Movie
FireSaver82
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When a zombie bites Chuck Norris the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
The 1 Mr E
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Chuck Norris fought Mr. T, Rambo, Tupac, Bruce Lee, and the pink and yellow Power Rangers and lost, then vowed never to return to the nursing home on Halloween again.
KoG Coasty
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Chuck Norris didn't turn 70. 70 turned chuck norris.
The 1 Mr E
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Chuck Norris never learned to swim because his family's gene pool was too small.