post all of you chuck norris jokes here xD
K KoG Tarific New member Jun 8, 2011 #3 abraham lincoln may have freed the slaves but chuck norris is everyones master
C CRImsoNxCLuTcH New member Jun 10, 2011 #11 chuck norris doesn't go skydiving because he doesn't want another grand canyon.
M Mr STOLEN360 Banned Jun 10, 2011 #13 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
G GibzTheGrey New member Jun 10, 2011 #14 Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
X XGC TOLKIEN New member Aug 8, 2011 #15 When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.
T Tha Matches New member Aug 9, 2011 #16 Chuck Norris doesn't need jokes. The dude is 71, he's on welfare for god's sake. Leave him alone.
X XGC Komandosow New member Aug 13, 2011 #18 The immaculate conception is known by Chuck as a misconception as he is the one who gave birth to Jesus
The immaculate conception is known by Chuck as a misconception as he is the one who gave birth to Jesus
X XGC DwningPhenx New member Aug 13, 2011 #19 When chuck norris does a push up he is really pushing the earth down