CHUCK NORRIS JOKES

[boomerx23]

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell chuck Norris stories

 

[XGC TOLKIEN]

PLEASE CHECK THE PREVIOUS POSTS.

Please check the previous posts.

Hey Phoenix please remember to check the previous posts before posting. Try to post something new, please do not post just to boost your numbers.

 

[XGC Genstukov]

Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards

 

[XGC Genstukov]

Chuck Norris smashed a mirror over a black cats head while standing under a ladder, then won the lottery

 

[B0bbyDigital]

I kick chuck norris' *** so bad one time they now call him charles.

 

[XGC Ferocity]

Chuck Norris payed a visit to the sperm bank, he retired shortly after

 

[XGC IronSkillz]

Chuck Norris killed a lama then gave it CPR just to kill it again. Just to show that what Chuck Norris gives he can take away.

 

[XGC Genstukov]

On Chuck Norris's birthday he chooses one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

 

[BULLSTIME]

Surgeons once attempted to clone Chuck Norris and give it a sex change. Jean Claude Van Damme was as close as they could get!