CORRUPT A WISH

[Miss Bunny]

granted, but it's a crappy worker and gets fired immediately.

i wish my team didn't keep dying on mw2.

 

[SYN xARMYx]

Granted but the other team made the same wish right after you did so they win.


I wish for an incorruptible wish.

 

[Miss Bunny]

wish granted, but you forgot the forum to do that in.

i wish i had a tangerine

 

[SYN xARMYx]

Wish granted but it rots before you get the peel off.


I wish for the worlds largest game collection.

 

[Miss Bunny]

wish granted, but then you get the red ring of death.

I wish someone would come make me dinner ;D

 

[SYN xARMYx]

Wish granted but I got hungry so I ate it.

I wish I could have a pet eagle that spoke English.

 

[Miss Bunny]

wish granted, but it hates you and attacks you before flying away.

i wish someone would punish you for eating my dinner!!!

 

[SYN xARMYx]

Wish granted but halfway through beating myself up an angel swoop down and grants me invincibility.


I wish an elephant would sit on you for trying to get me beaten up.

 

[Miss Bunny]

the elephant tried, but sat on you by mistake.

I wish you would stop ruining my wishes ;P

 

[KoG Concussed]

granted so now im ruining it

i wish i could stop time

 

[Miss Bunny]

hahahaha ;D you bastard! lol

granted, but don't know how to restart it again and you live in limbo forever!

I wish I had a margarita

 

[SYN xARMYx]

Granted but you forgot your I'D so it has no alcohol in it.


I wish for the next poster to not grant this wish.

 

[Miss Bunny]

wish granted anyway ;P

i wish that my fantasy football team kicks butt this week

 

[SYN xARMYx]

Wish granted but the wins were a fantasy too they only happened in your head.

I wish for a batrillionzillion dollars.

 

[Miss Bunny]

wish granted, but your batrillionzillion dollar bill was forged and you were arrested.

i wish i didn't get hit markers in hardcore on mw2

 

[SYN xARMYx]

Wish granted now when you shoot them they still don't die but a smiley face with its tongue sticking out pops up.


I wish for an impossible wish to be granted

 

[XGC V3RDICT]

Impossibly granted. But your life is cut in half.
I wish I had a lightsaber.

 

[Miss Bunny]

wish granted, but it has no batteries.

i wish my blender wasn't broken (I still want a margarita!!!)

 

[I WONA BURRITO]

I would be fine if there probs became mine.

Im not doing this game right now just thought I would say that.

 

[Miss Bunny]

ok, but then you explode and the game continues ;D heeheehee

i wish my headache would go away =(