I HAZ THE GEM!

[Rave]

Okay the rules to this game is to to simply construct ways to steal the gem from another person. I'll start.

On a cold winter night, I run up to DTown's mansion in the middle of the woods. I stealthily break the glass window and disable the alarms. When I turn on the lights, in front of me is my goal, the mystical gem! I grab the gem and take my leave, I have the Gem!

 

[iTz DTownTiger]

My attack dogs bite you and you are forced to leave the gem behind. My gem.

 

[Rave]

ahh but I threw some raw meat across the room causing the dogs to chase after it. I then Knock you out by throwing a lamp at your head. I Haz the Gem!

 

[iTz DTownTiger]

You're so distracted by the sight of the dogs eating meat you forgot about my electrical fence and run into it. My gem.

 

[Rave]

The only flaw in your plan was that before I hit the fence, Infinite walked in front of me causing me to knock him into the fence but not me. The gem that you took was a fake. I still haz the gem!

 

[DramaticxPause.]

i pull out a lamp gun that shoots lamps at everyone in the area, i then leave with the gem wondering how i made such a weird device ???

 

[Rave]

Before I was hit by one of the lamps, I used DTown as a meat-sheild so I was not hit. I then Throw a wrench at you knocking you out. I haz the Gem!

 

[DramaticxPause.]

well, sadly for you i was wearing a wrench proof vest so i wasn't harmed.
i then make a robot thats self-aware to destroy u but it gets a little bit out of hand so i have to scrap it and just end up beating u to death with a stick....

 

[iTz DTownTiger]

During the commotion I use my new cloaking device to sneak in and grab the gem. Unfortunately, the device malfunctioned and opened up a black hole sending me, and the gem, spiraling into another universe.

 

[Rave]

but luckily, the gem that went through the black hole, was not a gem at all. In reality it was a chipmunk that went through it. While you and infinite were being sucked into the black hole I took the gem and ran. I Haz the Gem!

 

[DramaticxPause.]

but u end up being sucked in and then u are sent to a universe filled with super models and go on a month long sex binge but the models are actually grizzly bears with wigs who end up mauling u horribly i show up and laugh at u and then take the gem to the actual super model universe. and u probably kill yourself for having intercourse a bunch of bears and probably with d-town too....

 

[Rave]

However, as soon as I saw chest airs on the "super models" I ran away leaving DTown by himself. From there I follow you to the other universe and knock you out with laughing gas. I take the gem and run. I haz the Gem!

 

[DramaticxPause.]

sadly the laughing gas ran out after repetitive use, so i then throw confetti at u, which distracts u long enough for me to get the gem, but i end up being distracted as well. when we finally stop staring at the confetti i realize that i missed my chance so i pull out my lamp gun and shoot u with it...again i then take the gem and hide inside of a whale....

 

[iTz DTownTiger]

Pinocchio happened to be swallowed by that same whale. He does horrible things to you before you manage to escape from the whale. I steal the gem from you but then you start crying telling me the unspeakable things that happened to you in the whale. I feel bad so I give you the gem back and walk a way. The gem is yours.

 

[Rave]

While infinite was busy crying I simply walked up to him, took the gem and walked away with it. I haz the gem.

 

[iTz DTownTiger]

You heartless jerk! I stab you and take the gem. That's whats up.

 

[Rave]

well, luckily I was wearing armor. When you try to stab me, the pointed object is deflected away from me and I punch you in the face, knocking you out. I then take the Gem and run off into the sunset.

 

[DramaticxPause.]

after punching d-town in the face, you become exhausted from wearing the heavy armor
so you then go to sit down and rest, which gives me the opportunity to tell you all the horrible things that happened to me in the whale. After hearing about it you apologize to me and give me the gem. i then hit you in the back of the head with a baseball bat for no apparent reason afterwords.

 

[iTz DTownTiger]

I shoot you with my candle stick gun, setting you on fire. The gem is mine.

 

[Rave]

Luckily for me after you shoot him with the candle stick gun you dropped it on the ground. So, I picked it up but sadly missed hitting you and hit Infinite. You realize that I was trying to hit you so you ran at me to beat me up. before you got to me I moved to the side and tripped you. I haz the gem!