I HAZ THE GEM!

[KoG Sherman]

what none of you know is that i have been in the super model - beach universe the whole time, after you all came i hid in the sand and waited, now that you are above me and i can see this beautiful gem i jump out and take the gem for myself! i haz the gem.

 

[DramaticxPause.]

lucky for me when i was shoot with the candle gun i was wearing sun screen which protected me from the fire. so i then show up when you were about to steal the gem, i then toss you inside a whale where your trapped with Pinocchio and he does horrible things to you horrible horrible horrible things......

 

[iTz DTownTiger]

I aim my candle stick gun at you again but it jams and I get sniped in the head. I guess it's still his?

 

[DramaticxPause.]

I run around wondering were the bullet came from and then i trip. I then drop the gem down a cliff when i fell so now none of us has it

 

[Rave]

well luckily after all this time I was busy trying to figure out how I got to the bottom of the cliff. When I look up I see something glittering in the light falling down towards me. I go to grab it and find out that it was the gem! I haz the Gem!

 

[iTz DTownTiger]

Finally realizing that your an idiot because the gem was going real fast and stabbed into your hand, I swing in like Tarzan and chop your hand off taking the gem with it. I must thank that random elf for resurrecting me though.

 

[Rave]

Even though my hand is now gushing out blood, I throw a rock at your retreating form. When the rock connected with the back of your head, it caused you to slip off of the the vine. When you land, you land on top of a hive of bees. I wrap my arm in bandage and run away with the gem. I haz the Gem!

 

[DramaticxPause.]

i end up putting a rag soaked with chloroform in your face, you then faint. when you wake up you are strapped to a chair with your eyelids cut off so you cant blink. your then forced to watch hours of Nicholas cage cage movies, after a week of exposure to the movies you choose to stop breathing and die....i go back to check up on you but then im startled and confused to see your corpse turn into a zombie some how...? so i do what any one else would and shoot your zombie head of... I then get a medal for my heroism and i still have the gem.

 

[iTz DTownTiger]

*clap* *clap* I can't top that, I quit.

 

[XGC Prime 86]

While your starteld By the zombie i Tack Knife you from behind.... My Gem

 

[DramaticxPause.]

you and me then have a pillow fight to the death, where i then smoother with the pillow and walk away victoriously with my gem....

 

[iTz DTownTiger]

I ambush you as your walking down an alley. I pull out my candle stick gun and you pull out your lamp gun. We eventually run out of ammo because you were wearing a candle proof vest and I was wearing my lamp proof vest. After solving our differences we decide to share the gem and hide it in a secret vault. Then we ambush rave and shoot many lamps and candles at him, causing him to burst into flames. To the lamp cave we return with the gem.

 

[Rave]

After I put out the fires that were burning my skin, I run into your cave and shoot you both with my bubblegum gun. You both get stuck to the wall and I take the gem and run away. I haz the Gem!

 

[DramaticxPause.]

i then pull out a bullet gun that shoots bullets at you, which hits the gem making it explode. the gem shards end up flying into your face...so u then limp away with a face full of gem. so um its still ur gem...

 

[Rave]

While I was limping away I decided to throw the gem at you in an attempt to have it impale you. Sadly, you caught the gem and ran away with it. I guess you have the gem.

 

[DramaticxPause.]

after years of guilt have been piling on me i decide to give back the gem, but i find out that you were graped to death by the grapist....in memory of the late rave master
my gem

 

[Rave]

After being Graped, I slowly walk behind you and put a grenade in your pocket. After I place the grenade, I grab the cake out of your hands and push you off a cliff. I haz da Cake!

 

[DramaticxPause.]

lucky for me u didnt pull the pin on the grenade before you pushed me off the cliff so i chuck the grenade back up to you and it explodes muhahaha
my cake

 

[Rave]

Sadly for you, you were halfway to the ground when you tried to throw the grenade back at me. So the grenade never made it to me, instead it land right next to you. I still have the cake.

 

[DramaticxPause.]

i then wonder to myself why the grenade didnt blow up. so i then bring it back to the place you got it from to get a refund for the faulty grenade.so with the money that i received i then purchase a calculator and divide by zero. which made the world implode.
so my cake i guess ?