Chuck Norris FTW
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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All the Chuck Norris facts you can think of. And if you do think of more, you can email the admins and give them your idea.
Also, that was a pretty sweet pic. Someone did a good job, lol.