KoG Nymph

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  KoG Lycos

• Mar 14, 2014

Ironically I set off the smoke detector when I was preheating the oven to 425 for the pizza. It gets sooooo hot in there that anything that fell and landed on the bottom of the oven burns up. Add to that a smoke detector that is more sensitive than a man's ego, and it's a recipe for disaster!

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  Inform Vidal

• Mar 13, 2014

I love it

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  Jupiter

• Mar 12, 2014

Oh no problem
Truth be told I hate most females, but you seem nice.. lol.

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  Jupiter

• Mar 12, 2014

Uhmmm I apparently missed your birthday. I suck.
Happy belated birthday

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  Fr4nny765

• Mar 11, 2014

Hi Nymph!

Just stopping by to say HELLO!

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  KoG Lycos

• Mar 11, 2014

Uh, more like "Corey Fart" or "Corey Shart." And I've heard that song before :/

But he sounds like a less talented version of Michael Bolton. You know, that Michael Bolton:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6CfKcMhjY

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  KoG Lycos

• Mar 10, 2014

hahaha, well I love coffee too, it's just...well usually it's the time of day. If I'm tired, or it's the morning, it's coffee all the way. But unfortunately I wouldn't have any use for that because I drink black coffee

#StillFirstWorldProblems

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  FaceUp

• Mar 10, 2014

Haha! No kidding!
#TroubleEating

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  KoG Lycos

• Mar 8, 2014

Right. New short story, and it's not Moron-related. I said I was going to make more, so happy birthday! And I happen to know what specific birthday it is too :p But obviously you have it set to "hide age and date of birth" so I won't go around blabbing it to anyone. Jeez, who do you think I am, FaceUp?

http://www.xiledgaming.com/showthread.php?268637-My-short-stories-for-Nymph&p=2952745#post2952745

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  FaceUp

• Mar 7, 2014

Nope, I win. Sorry.

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  KoG Nymph

• Mar 7, 2014

Thanks, Nymph.

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  FaceUp

• Mar 7, 2014

Happy Birthday!

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  KoG Nymph

• Mar 7, 2014

Happy birthday, Nymph!

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  FaceUp

• Mar 4, 2014

LMAO! That's hilarious!

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  FaceUp

• Feb 24, 2014

Fluffy Chicken & Two Legged Dog.

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  KoG Lycos

• Feb 23, 2014

Haha. He reminds me of a student that's moved to a new teacher. At first, he's all reverent to the teacher and listens to whatever they have to say. As he gets more comfortable with the teacher, though, and he knows just how much **** they'll put up with, he starts to push the boundaries. Add anonymity...and we have this.

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  KoG Lycos

• Feb 23, 2014

Yeah, I had to put quotes around that because I wasn't sure if you'd immediately recognize it as a haiku otherwise haha.

And yeah, he tends to do something that makes me butthurt about once every two or three days. Then he says, "Well I didn't mean to, don't take it so seriously," and I'm like..."Then don't be stupid, it's not that hard."

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  KoG Lycos

• Feb 23, 2014

"Wait, what did you say?!?
Sorry, I was watching YouTube..."
I ignored Cody.

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  KoG Lycos

• Feb 20, 2014

Mate is okay, (I assume you're referring to Yerba Mate?) but generally when I drink tea...I want tea that tastes like tea haha. Coffee is also good, but coffee-flavored tea I usually shy away from.

I normally just pick up green tea from a store and mix it with El Guapo brand lemongrass (te de limon) and spearmint leaves that I have a huge bag off. Add a bit of honey, and it's amazing.

Image of the lemongrass:

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  KoG Lycos

• Feb 19, 2014

Dark Chocolate + sea salt + a tiny bit of black pepper = amazing tea. Try it some time (don't use too much salt).