KoG Nymph

Tortuga, en espanol.

is this better?

it worked! and you deleted it ):

the xbox live is in my cuz s name and i dont know how to get on

hey nymph i am srry that i havent been on lately but i have been on the wedsite alot. my xbox got taken away for a bit so i dont knwo when i am going to get it back

And obviously I was being hyperbolic. He isn't that bad, but if I wrote short stories about the banality of his routine, it would read like a technical manual and not like a story. Could you imagine, "Then he invites me to a party: 'What's up?,' he asks. I choose to stay silent. 'Don't be a byck,' he retorts. 'Anyways, I'm hopping on Black Ops if you want to also.'

It would be boring. So maybe I have to "season" up the truth a bit to make it interesting, but there it is haha.

Someone will unearth these stories hundreds of years from now and think, "Holy ****, the hell these people were put through!"

He will become legendary, like the Minotaur haha.

http://www.xiledgaming.com/showthread.php?268637-My-short-stories-for-Nymph&p=2914537&viewfull=1#post2914537

I had to make this into a thread in your XS forum haha. It wouldn't fit in this stupid visitor message post box.

Enjoy :D

Lmao! That was intense!

He cray cray.

#PugLife

I believe.

So... >.>
Lol.

Ew, that picture makes it even worse!!!

Short story this week:

I don't wake up and start every day off with pessimism and anguish. You wouldn't be able to tell it after that Glendale Moron begins, though. "Hey, I need help on the website." I swear, it's enough to make a pessimist out of Patch Adams. I now know why Prozac sales are high.

"I'll be right back, going to make food." That line may go down in the list of the most aggravating things one person could say, right there next to "You mad bro?" and "Rainbow Dash is my favorite pony." It violates the Geneva Convention on Torture ban that they so meticulously set up. Nails on a chalkboard, bamboo under your nails, Chinese water torture - they are all tried and tested means of torture. Now there's another that can be added to the list: moving threads while being in the Glendale Moron's party.

Doctors say they don't know why most aneurysms happen. Well, being asked, "Can you help me move threads" when you were having a good day is definitely a great way to caus

I Know! Haha

Lol, I know.

That's crazy.

A silly baboon,
The XD looks and guesses
about the world.

^^^That's one relating to him not knowing what a narwhal is haha.

Someone is evil:
they put the food up too high;
I cannot reach it.

^^^And that's one that I hope actually happens to him haha.

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My idea of what FaceUp really looks like haha.