CORRUPT A WISH

[Miss Bunny]

hahahaha =) Woohoo!!! Wish granted, but you have to share with me! (Don't worry, I'll repay you with margaritas!)

I wish someone would bring me some dinner =)

 

[SYN xARMYx]

Wish granted but its cold.

I wish for a pack of smokes I'm out.

 

[Miss Bunny]

granted, but they're menthol.

i wish my friends would stop quitting my game just cuz they're losing.

 

[SYN xARMYx]

Granted but then they start to own you.

I wish for a billion pennies.

P.S. menthols are all I smoke so thanks for that lmao.

 

[XGC Amun Ra]

P.S. Menthols are the only way to go. Camels are my usual

Granted but then you drop them all and have to pick them up ahahaha

I wish that Tech Support people were American so you didn't have to spend 5 hours on the phone!

 

[SYN xARMYx]

Camels here too at least till I have to quit in a couple months.

Wish granted but now there is a minimum of 5 hours hold time between calls.

I wish for this week to fly by.

 

[Marsupial Hero]

wish granted but then you spend then next week in a sumo training camp

i wish my job paid better

 

[SYN xARMYx]

Lmao how the heck do I end up there

Wish granted but now your hours are so low each week you make less than before.

I wish for a glass of the finest white wine to go with my sushi.

 

[XGC Amun Ra]

granted but the sushi sucks, ruining the meal

i wish i had a big juicy T-Bone

 

[Miss Bunny]

granted, but then I steal it =)

i wish i slept better last night

 

[XGC Amun Ra]

granted but it didn't help you in feeling better today

i wish i could get this mixpod player to work!

 

[Miss Bunny]

(I'm going to pretend like I know what that is and say...)

granted, but then it explodes =)

i wish i had a toasted bagel with cream cheese =) mmmmm...

 

[XGC Amun Ra]

granted but then i steal it because you took my T-Bone!!!!

i wish i wasn't broke lol

 

[Miss Bunny]

hahaha =) granted, but now you work so many hours you're too tired to spend your money.

i wish i could trade you back your t-bone for my bagel!!!

 

[XGC Amun Ra]

granted, but then i steal the bagel back and eat both muahahahahahaha!

i wish i had a longer lunch break

 

[Miss Bunny]

ooooh!! You're mean! ;P

Fine, granted, but then you drop your lunch in the dirt ;P

I wish you'd stop stealing my food ;P

 

[XGC V3RDICT]

Granted. But now I steal food.
I wish I had water.

 

[Marsupial Hero]

granted but the water is brown

i wish i had some pizza

 

[XGC V3RDICT]

Granted. But with anchovies.
I wish I had my blu-ray player.

 

[XGC ZUES XS]

granted, but all you have is vhs tapes, muahaha

i wish i had some pralines and cream ice cream