WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?

Jupiter · Oct 9, 2010

too bad i only cook steak rare suckaaa

eat a salad.. its healthy

XGC HAMsmackeR · Oct 9, 2010

i would eat a salad if i was healthy

i want fries and big greasy hamburger(now im freaking starving)

Jupiter · Oct 9, 2010

i cant provide that for u i ate that too

seriously, buy me pepto

XGC SYCLONE · Oct 9, 2010

I did, but it was all wrong for you so I gave it to the gypsies

Sing me the Hungarian national anthem

XGC HAMsmackeR · Oct 9, 2010

i would,but i cant even half *** quote ours

im serious,get me a pass 2 canada

LEATHAL TOXIN · Oct 9, 2010

I cant cause they dont let felons there
come roast marshmallows with me

XGC SYCLONE · Oct 9, 2010

I would but I always stick them in my mouth while they are way too hot.

Forgive me for being way too good looking

Jupiter · Oct 9, 2010

LOL, thats all i have to say.

take me to the movies and buy me whatever candy i want

XGC CRZYREDNECK · Oct 13, 2010

I would but i'm out to sea.
Win some matches for me.

XGC Sentinel · Oct 13, 2010

I would, but I don't know your email or password to recover your tag.

Request that someone do something other that buy you something.

XGC SYCLONE · Oct 13, 2010

I would but when you buy me things it makes me feel pretty...

Borrow me a shopping cart that will hold all hammy I own and is legal in Canada

Jupiter · Oct 13, 2010

i cant, nothing is legal in canada when it involves you..

eat tons of wasabi peas with me!

XGC Sentinel · Oct 14, 2010

I can't ... I have acid reflux and it would probably make me want to die !

Quit give Kween a hard time !!

XGC SYCLONE · Oct 14, 2010

I cant, quite frankly she scares the hell out of me...

Let me heckle you during open mic night at a comedy club of your choice

Jupiter · Oct 14, 2010

i cant, comedy clubs make me melt.

teach me how to speak fluent russian

XGC Sentinel · Oct 15, 2010

I can't, I have been order not to tell anyone I can speak Russian

Forget what I just said !!

SYN xARMYx · Oct 15, 2010

I can't I'm like the rain man my memory is never-ending

Run like the gingerbread man can.

Jupiter · Oct 15, 2010

i cant, im too busy eating the gingerbread man....

go to texas with me and wrestle and bull lol

XGC SYCLONE · Oct 20, 2010

I would but it seems I have developed an allergy to bull ****.

Sneak into the neighbors house and set their alarm clock for 2:17 am

Jupiter · Oct 20, 2010

i would but i fear they might strangle me

make my neighbors car alarm stop going off every night