WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?

[XGC Sentinel]

I would, but then I'd be arrested by the "Standards of Manlyness" Police, so I can't.


Hug a Polar Bear.

 

[XGC SYCLONE]

I might had I not taken a vow many years ago that forbids it

Put cayenne pepper on your hands and rub your eyes vigorously

 

[LEATHAL TOXIN]

I cant my hands are tied up at the moment
Go fly a kite

 

[XGC Sentinel]

I can't, the string to the kite is what I used to tie your hands !!

Start a revolution to stop the revolting perversion of all the innocent cucumbers !!

 

[XGC SYCLONE]

I was going to, but then I realized I like perverted cucumbers

Get me six ping pong balls, a milk jug, and the most adventurous person you know.

 

[Jupiter]

i cant, ping pong balls are now an endangered species


liberate all bananas

 

[XGC SYCLONE]

I would but I am currently on a mission to eradicate frogs

Bring me some vintage 80's leg warmers

 

[Jupiter]

i cant they dont make any pink ones in ur size


do the tango with me

 

[XGC SYCLONE]

I can't, due to an industrial accident I now have two left feet

Find a safe haven for all the skittles

 

[Jupiter]

i cant i already ate them all


buy me a lifetime supply of hotpockets

 

[XGC SYCLONE]

I would but that many hot pockets just don't exist

Put 4 grapefruit in a pillow case and hit the person to your right with it.

 

[XGC Sentinel]

I can't, I forbid grapefruits in my house.


Massage my feet for me !!

 

[Jupiter]

i cant my hands will burn


pay all my bills for meee!

 

[XGC SYCLONE]

I would but I just don't trust the government.

Go to your neighbor's house, unscrew all the light bulbs and move the furniture

 

[Jupiter]

i cant, they called the cops last time i did that


someone paint my house yellow

 

[XGC HAMsmackeR]

i would,but i used it all painting my neighbors cat out of boredom

get me a new controller,since my right stick broke off

 

[Jupiter]

i cant, my left stick is breaking.. maybe we can trade?


cook me some shrimp scampi

 

[XGC HAMsmackeR]

no,i ate them all

i want pizza

 

[Jupiter]

too bad, i ate all of that!


buy me some pepto bismol

 

[XGC HAMsmackeR]

uh,no,u deserve to suffer(i really wanted that pizza)

get me a steak for a snack,i like it medium rare