WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?

[PushedKILLA69]

i cant i ate them all

make me sum lipton soup

 

[SYN xARMYx]

I can't they went out of business

Take me to the movies.

 

[XGC Sentinel]

The water heaters broke, and the electrics out so I can't.


Come over to my house and spread out this mulch !!

 

[SYN xARMYx]

I can't my back went out yesterday.


Buy me a faster internet speed.

 

[XGC Lou1EMT]

No way - this is the fastest speed K-Mart offers.

go get me winning lottery tickets

 

[SYN xARMYx]

I can't they arrested me for forcing the lottery people to give it to me.

make me some sushi!!!

 

[XGC Sentinel]

I can't ... there are too many hippies out in the water in dingy's throwing feces at each other and anyone trying to fish.


Get me Eliza Dushku's phone number !!

 

[Jupiter]

i cant she called the police on me when i asked her for it


feed my fishies for me

 

[XGC CRZYREDNECK]

I can't i live in hawaii

Someone go to work for me.

 

[XGC SYCLONE]

I would but I already called in sick for you

Bring me all of the Caddyshack movies and watch them with me

 

[PushedKILLA69]

i would but blockbuster went out of buissness so i cant get them

bring me all of the resident evil movies n watch those with me

 

[XGC SYCLONE]

I was going to but I still cant leave the house with this damn ankle bracelet

Patch the hole where the Koolaid man busted through my wall to bring me refreshments.

 

[Jupiter]

lol i cant the koolaid man broke through my wall too so i have to fix mine first


someone kill all the mosquitos

 

[XGC CRZYREDNECK]

I tried but there are too many of the little buggers.

Someone get me off the ship.

 

[LEATHAL TOXIN]

I cant the pirates wont let me
Take me to the toy store

 

[Jupiter]

i cant they all went up in flames


fix my headache!

 

[SYN xARMYx]

I can't your head might explode

Buy me a brand new truck.

 

[Jupiter]

i cant the aliens took them all


give me all ur skittles

 

[SYN xARMYx]

I can't my skittle tree died.


Buy me season tickets to every bama game for life.

 

[LEATHAL TOXIN]

I cant I spent all my money
Go to work for me