WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?

[Jupiter]

i cant i eated all the spray cheese


drive me to the store

 

[XGC SYCLONE]

I would but when the clowns jacked my microbus, they ran it out of gas.

Introduce me to four people who know why fireflies glow.

 

[Jupiter]

i cant i dont know any


tell me why fireflies glow

 

[SYN xARMYx]

okay ill tell you so we can get back to the game. Fireflies glow to attract a mate they use different rhythms which are appealing to different Fireflies they glow using a chemical reaction. Two glands holding each a different chemical which when released and combined glow just like when you break one of those glow sticks and the liquid mixes and glows.

Someone get me a drink.

 

[Jupiter]

aw thats cool!!
and i cant im not a waitress


someone give me a firefly!

 

[SYN xARMYx]

I can't catch them they can fly better than me.

Someone buy me a pit bull

 

[Jupiter]

i cant im out of moneyyy


someone give me money

 

[SYN xARMYx]

All I got is monopoly money.


Someone teach the new Florida gators QB how to pass so they can't make up excuses again when Bama beats them.

 

[XGC SYCLONE]

I can't as that would be a conflict of interests. You see I am a consultant commissioned by Florida to make excuses for the football teams performance through the 2012 season.

Find me two wheat pennies from consecutive years.

 

[Jupiter]

i cant my magical gps is missing


play nazi zombies with me!

 

[XGC Sentinel]

I can't cause I don't want to shoot my self in the face and the bordom I feel when playing zombies makes me want to !!


I just got mandated to work Sunday .. fill in for me !!

 

[Jupiter]

i cant im busy on sunday


feed my cats while im busy sunday

 

[XGC Sentinel]

Some people don't do windows ... I don't feed cats !


Feed my dogs.

 

[XGC SYCLONE]

I was going to but I had menstrual cramps.

Find a musician willing to give me aural gratification.

 

[Jupiter]

i cant, there is no one willing to do that


someone feed sentinels dogs so i have time to feed my cats

 

[XGC Sentinel]

If I don't have time to feed my dogs, how can I feed your cats !?!?!?!



Explain to me what aural means ?

 

[Jupiter]

i cant cause i dont know


bring me some pepsi

 

[XGC SYCLONE]

I would but I'm still under contract with coke to carry only their products

Turn 5 lbs of jimmy dean sausage into a bust of Bill Clinton

 

[Jupiter]

i cant i lost my chisel

buy me black ops when it comes out

 

[XGC SYCLONE]

I had a copy smuggled out for you but apparently goats will eat anything

Wear this cool sweater I made from rusty steel wool and toothpicks