WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?

[Jupiter]

i cant lol imma be asleep


make me a pillow since the government wont

 

[XGC SYCLONE]

I would but I am fresh out of giva****

Get me a 95 foot snoopy parade balloon and and enough fire ants to hold it down

 

[Jupiter]

i cant cause i think you swore at me lol


take me to disneyland!

 

[XGC SYCLONE]

Dizzneyland burned to the ground in a freak accident I had nothing to do with.

Find me footage of a small animal climbing down the trunk of a tree to defecate.

 

[Jupiter]

i cant i refuse to find it


take me to a demolition derby and let me drive a monster truck over tons of cars

 

[SYN xARMYx]

I can't your insurance won't cover you when you get yourself killed.


Take me on a shopping spree

 

[Jupiter]

i cant im still broke lol


make me president of the world

 

[XGC Sentinel]

I don't have enough electoral votes to outnumber all the people that would vote against it !


Mail me some chocolate caramel pecan clusters !

 

[XGC SYCLONE]

I would but i built a miniature trebuchet and chucked the whole box across the street.

Get a prank peanut can with the spring out snake, gift wrap it and send it to kween. (video recording of the incident optional)

 

[LEATHAL TOXIN]

I cant that would take to much of an effert
buy me a new xbox controller

 

[XGC HAMsmackeR]

i wont,im giving you my broken one and buying me a new controller

buy me a new car

 

[FTG LIQUID CO]

cant help you there bro,gotta get my own

go join the army!!!!!!!

 

[Jupiter]

i cant im not awesome enough


help me be the most awesome person ever

 

[XGC SYCLONE]

I would but the book store was all out of "awesome for dummies"

Smack me around and call me Susan

 

[Jupiter]

i cant your new name is alice, calling you susan would be a lie

spin me in circles while flying around

 

[XGC Sentinel]

I can't .. my jetpacks only have enough torque for my weight.


Pull my finger.

 

[Jupiter]

i dont want to, i know what happens

someone else pull sentinels finger

 

[XGC SYCLONE]

I cant, he's pulling his own finger and giggling to himself.

Someone hold the camera while I run through this screen door.

 

[XGC HAMsmackeR]

wait,let me close the glass door behind the screen door first for safety purposes only

get out in the field and hold that target up so i can a shot off

 

[XGC SYCLONE]

No can do buddy, I can't find my sponge bob underpants

Find me someone bad at juggling and 5 Sharp lawn darts